This production opens like the perfect whodunnit. Passengers embark with their luggage aboard an ocean liner for a transatlantic cruise, busily locating their cabins. Within moments there's an attempted rape, a murder and nowhere for the villain to flee. All we need is Hercule Poirot to waddle onto deck and apply his “leetle grey cells” to unmask the culprit. Instead we get Mozart's Don Giovanni transported by director Oliver Platt to The Queen Mary in the 1930s for Opera Holland Park's new staging. It looks handsome enough – particularly the costumes – but the concept is flawed.
Neil Irish's set has a deck lined by cabin doors, making for a long, narrow apron to the stage. This at least protects voices from getting too lost in the canopied acoustic and the walls collapse inwards to create a cramped space for interior scenes. There is no discernible reason for the ocean liner setting, other than the method of the Don's eventual demise, which was predictable following Donna Elvira's antics in her aria “Mi tradi quell'alma ingrata”. But it raises several questions. What are 'peasants' Zerlina and Masetto doing taking a cruise before their wedding? And why would they be on the same deck as cabin class guests like Don Giovanni? Why would Elvira bring her chambermaid with her when Cunard provides room service? The cruise ship scenario holds some promise, but it needed more rigorous thought than it received here.
Mozart described Don Giovanni as a dramma giocoso, and Platt gets plenty of laughs, but some of the comedy here was unintended: the squirt of blood as the Commendatore is knifed; Zerlina, trying to hide “behind this foliage”, bringing the greenery in her cocktail to her face; Elvira and Leporello exclaiming they cannot find a door when there are plenty to choose from. The Commendatore understandably has no statue, but his resurrected corpse is laid on a slab in the same room as meat is hanging (Port Health would have a field day). When he enters Giovanni's cabin, blood pours from a head wound despite the fact that he was stabbed in the abdomen.