When you enter the auditorium at the new children’s opera How the Whale Became, the first thing you see is that the endlessly mutable stage at the Royal Opera House’s Linbury Studio Theatre is filled with stuff. Palettes, those funky thrown-together wooden crate-platform thingies used in storage are stacked everywhere: there are mountains of them. And there are big corroded basins of flowers, bonsais in old boots, pots and pans. Little cardboard houses the size of doll’s houses line the flatland of the stage and the mountains of debris – the houses are painted sky blue and have fluffy cloud patches all over them. There’s a grand piano on a stack of palettes and monstrously huge saxophones over there on the side.
In the center of it all is a rectangular-shaped vegetable garden with carrots and cauliflower, pumpkins and whatsits. And behind that stands a booth that looks like a cross between a Tardis and a guitar. The whole stage is, well, a mess. But if there’s one thing kids love, it’s a MESS!
Even before the audience is seated, characters stroll out on the stage, and they’re a mess too. They look like they got their outfits in a 1930s charity shop that just exploded like a Christmas cracker, spewing shirts and caps, skirts and boots everywhere.
And who’s THAT with the violin? It’s got ears like a CAT! Yep, it’s a cat... good call, because when a cat yowls it sounds just like a screechy violin.
Everyone’s attention seems elsewhere, goofin’ around, talkin’ to the kids in the audience, and then someone starts to sing and the story has begun: “one boy went out to sow / carrots in a row”. That patchwork, strangely dressed band of actors is tending the vegetable patch. There’s a plant – a whalewort – in the garden, and it’s growing too big. “‘That’s very odd’, said God”. Wham! A head appears in the middle of the garden, in amongst the cauliflowers. Soon an arm emerges. And another arm. And then the whole whalewort, who is distressed by his enormous nature. As is everyone else, who decide communally to throw him into the sea, a silvery glittery bathtub, where he is at last at home, water spurting out of the top of his beanie.