Seeing as how there are no more hot takes on Peter Martins’ Swan Lake – having debuted in the last century, its soulless earth-toned hellscapes in Acts 1 and 3 still bafflingly intact – I dragged along a ballet aficionado who hadn’t seen this production. On the subway home she texted, “I’m a fan of these costumes and sets. And the jester was fun!”
My own eyes were bleeding from the clashing Dayglo-coloured costumes and muddy backdrops of the palace scenes which I think obscure much of the elegance in Martins’ choreography. And I thought the jester (Daniel Ulbricht on his nth tour of duty in this thankless, overblown role) endlessly cabriole-ing and prancing around on bits of shattered Greek columns suggested an aristocracy in decline, in thrall to a clown.
But we agreed on the forbidding beauty of the lakeside scenes, delineated by a minimalist bramble on a painted backdrop, starkly illuminated. And on Sara Mearns’ singular Odette-Odile.
”I have several proposals on how we can make this Swan Lake a tight 1.5 hr show including intermission,” my sidekick submitted. (She is young, with ballet tastes that range from Balanchine’s Serenade to Ashton’s The Dream and McGregor’s Woolf Works. She does not view lopping off huge chunks of Tchaikovsky’s spellbinding score as a crime.)
“First, let’s start with a real short scene where the queen sends the guy off to go hunting, reminding him he’s gotta get married.
“Then we do the swans, fine. Cut some of the slow bits.” Admittedly the orchestra played the opening scene with the villagers at a mournful tempo, the sound somewhat thin.
“Cut to the palace, but no visiting countries, just the villagers and palace people.”
I argued that the foreign ambassadors are essential to the plot, having been sent to sniff out who the crown prince is likely to marry as that could signal shifting geopolitical alliances. However, I was arguing with a political scientist who remained unconvinced. I enjoyed Martins’ satirical takes on the Spanish, Hungarian, Neapolitan and Russian pageantry, especially as delivered by opening night’s hotshot cast.
“Then we go back to the swans, cut the first 20 mins of that. Straight to the formations and Odette being sad. Wind it up with man in flaming orange cape dying and awkwardly crawling off stage, then the last swan bit. Done!”
The lakeside scenes are the most stunning we’ve ever witnessed in a Swan Lake, Martins’ constantly ebbing and flowing blueprints for the swans a marvel of choreographic engineering – from the entrance of the swan corps in their long swan tutus with slightly ragged hems, who tear across the stage with huge airy emboîtés, to their final shimmering phalanx delicately but inexorably bourrée-ing in place as Mearns drifted backward into their depths.